Akpos story!!! You won't believe what happened to me yesterday night. I
was coming back from somewhere around 9pm when i saw this beautiful
damsel approaching me. She has the the beatiful face of Beyonce, The
sumptious lips of Angelina Jolie, The backside like that of Kim
Kardashian, The curves were like that of Mercy Johnson, She got the
height like that of Angela Okorie, Her eyes were as beautiful as that of
Ini Edo, She got the forehead of Rihanna, With bumper front package
like that of Cossy Orjiakor. She was looking innocent like Gennevieve
Nnaji. I knew i had to talk to her, it will be the greatest mistake if i
allow her pass without talking. So i said "Hi" She didn't replied but
she smiled.. So i continued "My name is Ocha, i will love to talk to you
but am in a hurry right now, pls can i get your contact so that i can
call you for us to meet?" She smiled again and said "Ok, ZERO HATE ZERO,
TIRI TIRI HATE, SEFUN TWO TIRI, NOI NOI.. NA MY HENTIHEN LINE BE DIS.
YOU WANT MY SAIN LINE?" I fainted!
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